Things I've learned...
.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper: the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes.
.... That money doesn't buy class.
....That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated
and loved.
.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that
person continue to hurt you.
.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.
... That the easiest way for me to grow is to surround myself with people smarter
than I am.
.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
... That I would have told those I cared about that I love them one more time
before they passed away.
.... That one should make his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow
he may have to eat them.
.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
.... That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.
.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, yet happiness and
growth occur while you're climbing it.
... That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested
and when it is a life threatening situation.
.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Note by Jacques de Selliers: this is NOT a joke...
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