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Police priorities

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now because I have shot them".

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus a helicopter and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them." To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available".
 


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